Thinking in progress.

Some things are not the best of ideas.
One in the list of bad ideas is thinking 'that's not that far, I can do that' when boyfriend ask you to collect his bike from the cycleshop when the furthest you can actually ride a bike is a couple of hundred meters.
The seceond one would be that the bike you'll be taking in return belongs to the boyfriend that's a. about a foot taller than you and b. has this nice iron bar in front of the saddle where you are wearing a long black skirt....